I always say Yes just to one thing. Tom Hiddleston in my bed.

Ophidian

I always say Yes just to one thing. Tom Hiddleston in my bed.

theoreticallytrue:

When a stranger mentions my fandom in front of my friends and I

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poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

(via bring-me-alan-ashby)

nahshaw:

"911 what’s your emergency?"

it’s….. the president… he hasn’t been online for over 4 months…. i don’t think he’s alive

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gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

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bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

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Supernatural: An Easter Summary

omsclokc:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

confessions-of-a-cupcake:

floramus:

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This is my favorite thing

I HAVE BEEN WAITING AN ENTIRE YEAR TO REBLOG THIS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND I FUCKING LOVE THIS POST THIS POST IS MY LIFE HOLY HELL

OHMY THIS IS THE BEST THING REBLOG IT NOW BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO WAIT A WHOLE YEAR YO DO SO AGAIN I LOVE THIS

(via matydn)

mr-and-mrs-miller:

cunt-bubbles:

deep-sea-mermaid:

oncemoreforluck:

getsomeice:

to all you 14 year old american girls who say ‘if i had a british accent i would never stop talking’ i hope you wake up with a very strong yorkshire accent and see how you like that

fuck you my yorkshire accent shines like the light of a thousand suns i hope you get sat on by a cow

Shine bright like a Yorkshire accent.

I’m not even sure which one I’m reblogging this for.

I hope you get sat on by a cow

(Source: rnardy, via you-gotta-speak-up)